Pumpkin Day

Happy Halloween

May you enjoy the day hiding in the closet of your darkened house, refusing to let any little spooky masked monsters scare the bejeebers out of you.

Or, may you get pure delight and joy out of scaring the bejeebers out of all little or big masked monsters who ring your doorbell.

And, because you have so bejeebered, may you have bags and bags and bags of mini Mounds, Reeses cups, or Almond Joys or caramel popcorn balls left over to enjoy as lunchies and munchies for many days ahead.

Or, may you simply give treats and receive no damn tricks.

However you choose to spend Halloween, may you have a happy day.

And, that's my treatise on Goblin Day.
Amen.

Happy Halloween