MOOSE MESERVE
I was just walking down the road yesterday, minding my own business and thinking about taking a picture of Stan and Geneva Meserve's apple trees. They're surely laden with at least another foot of snow, I thought. My thought quickly changed. As I looked over toward the apple trees, this well-endowed moose looked back at me. I did an about-face and headed back toward my house, then thought, "You stupid idiot---you've got your camera. Get a picture and then die by moose. That way people would know why I was lying out in the road with a camera in my hand.

I walked back, snapped several pictures, and Mama moose coulda cared less. There were apple limbs to eat. So, this morning I'm alive and well to tell about the Moose Meserve next door.