Gooby Ranch Report
I heard rumors that there
were a few feral cows on the mountain that the ranchers hadn’t gotten when they
moved their herds. I decided we should
ride up and collect them. We were a
couple of hours from the truck riding up a narrow canyon with a steep hill on
one side and a creek in thick brush on the other when the excitement
started.
A mama grizzly with three
cubs came charging out of the brush right in front of us. They ran up the hill a ways and stopped to
look us over. At the same time the bears
came bursting out of the brush, a bunch of grouse also got rousted out of the
thick brush.
The horses thought they were being attacked by an army of grizzlies. Jeannie had been riding in front but in a micro-second she was riding in the rear. Mary Ann, who was riding second, was now on the other side of the thick brush getting bombarded with grouse.
My horse thought the safest
thing for her to do was get rid of me. So,
she did and I was left sitting on my behind in the middle of the trail
wondering where Mama grizzly was.
The three cubs came
trotting back down the mountain to see if there was any food around. Their
mother was right behind them. I had to lie down and be real still so the bears
didn’t eat me.
Mary Ann had heard there was no bona fide
record of a grizzly attacking a rider on a horse so she let out blood curdling
yell and ran directly at the bears. They
looked at her as if she was crazy. Since
she couldn’t scare them away, she reached in my saddle bag, got out my lunch
and scattered it on the trail.
I had to watch all this
while lying in the trail playing dead. While
they were distracted, Jeannie caught my horse, came over, hefted me up, draped
me over the saddle like I was dead to fool the grizzly and we rode off. Not only did I have a knot in my stomach, I had
a hole in my stomach thinking about no lunch.
I tried to talk Mary Ann
into going back to get the left-over food but she said to quit whining, those grizzlies
wouldn’t leave until they had eaten every crumb. She said since they were
eating people food, I should eat grizzly food.
A little while later she
pointed out an ant hill and said enjoy your lunch. I
decided I liked the hole in my stomach. Later,
while Mary Ann and Jeannie were talking, I reached over, got her lunch and put
it in my saddle bag. After a couple
hours Mary Ann said it was time to eat lunch.
We stopped and tied up the horses.
She reached in her saddle
bag but there was no lunch. Immediately
Mary Ann dug through my bag to see if I had stolen her food but I was
clean. While we were riding, I was
bringing up the rear as usual, I managed to snack the whole lunch away. Jeannie divided up her lunch, giving me and
Mary Ann half. I no longer had a hole in
my stomach. It was over full.















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