Monday, March 10, 2014

A Special Offer . . . . et.al.


For Sale:  At a high price.

Unique Rarities

Each item, the only one of its kind in the world. 


Crafted with care through a secret but revolutionary process by a local artisan.

Created specifically to suit the tastes of those more fortunate folks who have everything but still need unusual conversation starters for their elegant dinner parties.

Put these all together or by themselves on pieces of fine china.

Locate the displays strategically among the culinary offerings on your table.

 Seat your guests,  and watch the curious expressions begin.

As you plan this wonderful addition to your dining ensemble, imagine how much time will go by before a brave but polite guest finally pipes up and asks, "Pardon me, but I'm just wondering----do we use a knife to cut off pieces of these for tasting, or do we leave them intact.  Just how do we eat these without making too much of a scene?"

Or,  you may even be so fortunate to have an opininated guest who sits down, takes one look and barks, "What the Hell are these?"

Either way, your dining entertainment is guaranteed.

We do caution you, however, to keep an eye on these for fear someone who imbibes too much fine wine actually does try to sample them.

Or, just make sure you have a good liability insurance policy.

Whatever the case, your purchase of one or the whole set will ensure you of many good times to come.

Because of their rarity, we must offer these items for a higher than usual price:  $3,000 apiece or $9,000 for the set.

Definitely worth every penny.

And, especially helpful to me at this time because we have to pay for a trip to Ireland.

Contact me only if you are a serious buyer with a large pocketbook.

First come, first serve.

No returns. 

NOT for SALE

One happy member of the Border Collie Nation.

Mr. Todd is back to racing around the fields, chasing whatever flies through the air, albeit snow, coffee cans, pine combs, sticks.

His partial crew cut will soon grow back into his coat of beautiful BC hair.

Todd says he's thankful for all his doctor and Tender LOVING Care, and we are all thankful to see him returning to his usual self.

Only one other comment on this rainy, dark morning:  GO ZAGS!

Oh, and Happy Monday!


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